I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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