We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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