what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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