Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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