So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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