So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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