Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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