he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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