Dual....:-)
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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