he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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