Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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