She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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