Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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