normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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