Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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