And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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