dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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