Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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