Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
this is an emotional support booty call
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize