Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Nah, weβre just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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