I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me