maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON