And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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