make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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