i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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