I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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