i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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