Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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