I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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