i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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