if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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