Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
my poor anus
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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