Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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