I'm jealous of your bromance
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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