Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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