How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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