honey bunches of taint.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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