God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
