Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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