Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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