Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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