Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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