Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We talked him into tasing himself.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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