my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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