im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
