called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
