Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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