Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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