It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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