i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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