no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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