The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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