i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize