I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I want a musical about memes.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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